I was almost killed yesterday by a little tiny perky blonde 20-something, with a voice like a drill sargent, and a glare that could burn holes in your skin, I swear she just about killed me. It was my first ever spin class and the instructor is a monster. It was an hour of pure hell. "Load it up and attack!" she would scream. "Not enough, load some more!" And she would know if you didn't load up the tension on the bike because she would give you that *glare* and scream "LOAD IT". I just about shit my pants when she did that to me, I was so scared. So I loaded it some more and attacked, just like she said. I was fearing for my life at this point. The woman is ruthless and quite literally, fucking crazy. By the end I wasn't sure if I was shaking from exhaustion or from fear.
She came up to me later and said in a sweet voice, great effort, see you next week! And tossed her blonde hair over her shoulders and bounced away.
Go eat bread, I wanted to say. Bitch.
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