A Winnipeg Conversation:
Damn, it's cold. It's -35 with a windchill of -90. I just can't stand it!
Holy shit it's hot. It's only 7 in the morning at it's 20 above! With the humidity today it's going to feel +50 outside!
That icy wind is burning my face!
Those mosquitoes are horrid!
I hate shovelling.
I hate cutting the grass.
Build a snowman? Screw that, it's too cold!
Go to the beach? Screw that, it's too hot!
This coffee is burning my hands!
This slurpee is giving me brain freeze!
The roads are pure ice!
The roads are sizzling from all the heat!
We need some sunshine. I feel depressed.
We need some rain. The grass is dying.
Why do we live here?
Why do we live here?
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