Small Annoyances

Don't you just hate:

1.  When you lay in bed and come up with all sorts of come back lines that you could have used instead of what you did?

2.  When you're continually being ID'ed when you buy smokes?

3.  When you read sentences like this:  "The superfluous application of exrinsic rewards to intrinsically motivated behaviour that will undermine intrinsic motivation is referred to as the overjustification hypothesis."?

4.  When you order a favourite food from a restaurant and you can't smell or taste it?

5.  When you go into the freezer to get ice for your drink and there are only empty ice cube trays?

6.  When you think you look really hot and then, an hour later, look in a mirror and see that you're sporting an especially attractive coffee moustache?

7.  When you're making a cup of tea in the lunch room at your new job and you've just stuffed an entire cookie in your mouth and a really attractive lawyer walks in to pour a cup of coffee and starts making conversation with you?  This is even better when your nose is totally stuffed and you can only breath through your mouth so really, you're just spewing cookie crumbs everywhere, trying (and so totally failing) to maintain what little composure you have left.

8.  When you have a paper due and it's the last thing you feel like doing so you decide to blog instead?

9.  When you don't go to the gym for a week and feel like a bag of shit when your jeans are just a little tighter?

10.  And don't you just hate when you're procrastinating and there's nothing left to procrastinate about and you realize that you just have to set your mind to the task which lead you to procrastinating in the first place?

Yeah.

Me too.