Things that made me LAUGH this week:

Uh huh.  A sign for every romantic man out there.  Nothing says "I love you" on Valentines Day like blow jobs.

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This is (an unfinished) plant cell (duh!).  Notice the ribosomes and chloroplast, and the ingenious nucleolus?  The artistic talent is truly amazing.  I'm a proud, proud mother.

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Monday morning, 8:45 a.m., my boss enters my office and shuts the door.  Not a good sign.  He says:  so we've hired someone and she starts in 15 minutes.  She is NOT your replacement, we don't think we can get a paralegal hired until April or May.  She will be doing Annual Returns and Resolutions only.

Ok, I say.

But there's a catch, he says: She's 18 and has never worked in an office.  She has ZERO experience.

Uh huh, I say, thinking it's a joke.

No joke.

She's 18 with no office experience. 

So I started showing her the basics:  photocopying and filing.  The child did this on "bring your kid to work day", and caught on pretty quickly.  Thankfully she did too.

When her work email was finally set up she said to me:  Great, so what do I do with it?

My stomach is still sore from laughing so hard.

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